But recently I realised that mere rueful acceptance was not enough. I ought to be seriously ashamed of myself, perhaps flagellate myself for my flawed saree skills and my preference for attire of the non-saree kind. Because according to Sabyasachi Mukherjee, the super A-list couturier who dresses Bollywood stars, zillionaire brides and sundry rich folk, Indian woman who do not know how to wear a saree should hang their heads in “shame”.